Post by Bella Cullen on May 11, 2008 15:31:59 GMT -5
“I want this magnet.” Bella announced. “Edward, can I get this magnet?”
“Of course you can my dear.”
“Yay!” That was totally not a Bella thing.
“Alright, everyone, make your purchases and let’s get back in the van. We need to get going.” Carlisle announced.
“Alright.” We all groaned.
“Emmett, how many bottles of that crap are you buying?” Rosalie yelled.
“All of them.” He answered.
“Don’t you realize that you are supporting him by buying all of that soap?”
“Oh well.”
“You suck at this game!” Rosalie yelled again and stormed out of the store.
Twenty Minutes Later…
Tick… tock… tick… tock… (keeps going… you must go to you tube and look up Harry potter puppet pals to get this part! The video is called The Mysterious Ticking Noise.)
“What is that mysterious ticking noise?” Rosalie said looking at her husband. “It’s kind of catchy. Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale.”
“Edward!” Edward said in a high pitch voice.
“Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale”
“Edward!”
“Jasper, Jasper, Jasper Whitlock.”
“Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale.”
“Edward!”
“Jasper, Jasper, Jasper Whitlock.”
“Emmett Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Emmett, Emmett Cullen.”
“Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale.”
“Edward!”
“Jasper, Jasper, Jasper Whitlock.”
“Emmett Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Emmett, Emmett Cullen.”
“Mary Alice”
“Hale.”
“Cullen.”
“Hale.”
“Cullen.”
“Hale.”
“Cullen.”
“We’re singing our song, all night long in the Ugly purple van.” All of us sang… except for Bella who looked at us like we were possessed.
“Hey, I found a pipe bomb under my seat.”
“What?” Carlisle yelled. “Everyone out of the van.”
Everyone jumped out of the van and rolled away just in time to hear the explosion. And then it rained Chuck Norris soap bottles.
“Even the bottles can kick ass!” Emmett said quietly.
And that’s when we heard Bella singing to the tune of that weird Lollypop song.
“BellyBella, BellyBella, oooh, BellyBella, Belly Bell.”
We just stared at her with our mouths open.
“What? It’s okay for you guys to do it… but not me? That’s not fair.”
“My soap!” Emmett screeched after he just realized what had happened.
(iF YOU WANT TO READ THE WHOLE FANFIC GO HERE: www.fanfiction.net/s/3608474/3/Road_Trip
“Of course you can my dear.”
“Yay!” That was totally not a Bella thing.
“Alright, everyone, make your purchases and let’s get back in the van. We need to get going.” Carlisle announced.
“Alright.” We all groaned.
“Emmett, how many bottles of that crap are you buying?” Rosalie yelled.
“All of them.” He answered.
“Don’t you realize that you are supporting him by buying all of that soap?”
“Oh well.”
“You suck at this game!” Rosalie yelled again and stormed out of the store.
Twenty Minutes Later…
Tick… tock… tick… tock… (keeps going… you must go to you tube and look up Harry potter puppet pals to get this part! The video is called The Mysterious Ticking Noise.)
“What is that mysterious ticking noise?” Rosalie said looking at her husband. “It’s kind of catchy. Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale.”
“Edward!” Edward said in a high pitch voice.
“Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale”
“Edward!”
“Jasper, Jasper, Jasper Whitlock.”
“Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale.”
“Edward!”
“Jasper, Jasper, Jasper Whitlock.”
“Emmett Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Emmett, Emmett Cullen.”
“Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale, Hale, Hale, Rosalie Hale.”
“Edward!”
“Jasper, Jasper, Jasper Whitlock.”
“Emmett Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Emmett, Emmett Cullen.”
“Mary Alice”
“Hale.”
“Cullen.”
“Hale.”
“Cullen.”
“Hale.”
“Cullen.”
“We’re singing our song, all night long in the Ugly purple van.” All of us sang… except for Bella who looked at us like we were possessed.
“Hey, I found a pipe bomb under my seat.”
“What?” Carlisle yelled. “Everyone out of the van.”
Everyone jumped out of the van and rolled away just in time to hear the explosion. And then it rained Chuck Norris soap bottles.
“Even the bottles can kick ass!” Emmett said quietly.
And that’s when we heard Bella singing to the tune of that weird Lollypop song.
“BellyBella, BellyBella, oooh, BellyBella, Belly Bell.”
We just stared at her with our mouths open.
“What? It’s okay for you guys to do it… but not me? That’s not fair.”
“My soap!” Emmett screeched after he just realized what had happened.
(iF YOU WANT TO READ THE WHOLE FANFIC GO HERE: www.fanfiction.net/s/3608474/3/Road_Trip
